Ha Ha, Very Funny.

Today Celeste showed Ashley one of my replies to a forwarded message. Apparently they think it's funny. Here it is:



WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? I have a great grandma and a something great grandma who has my middle name (Rebecca)

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? When I was grounded from my room and my barbies were thrown away

DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? I do but not my mom

FAVORITE KIND OF LUNCH MEAT? If ham is a lunch meat then it is

DO YOU HAVE KIDS? I have kids IN my life

IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? depends. I might have another brain.

DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? I can't do sarcasm well

DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? I dunno. My mom might have never told me if they were taken out.

WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? If that was the only thing to save Silly from dying, suffering, or to keep him with me then YES!

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? kix

DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? I will to keep my feet from freezing in the winter. My new shoes aren't waterproof. (Mommy! Ring any bells?)

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Yes, because it's hard for my sisters to hold silly. Wimps.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? I would say french vanilla but once my ice cream had something black in it. *puke*

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? If they're a prep or not

RED OR PINK? neither. I don't like blood or girly-girls

WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELf? I develop natural gas at the wrong times

WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? LINDSAY!!! Sorry Caitlyn but I saw you in October so I can't say I have not seen you in TWO YEARS!

DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? only if they include natural gas

WHAT SHOES AND PANTS ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW? Does it seem like I check what style my pants are 24/7? And obviously I'm not wearing shoes. Unless I want to get mom mad

WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Hot dip (YUM YUM!)

WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? My mom playing the piano and making an effort to find out what keys to play because the book doesn't want to be a Primary "Childrens" Song Book.

IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? The color of a human being. brown would make me look like, well, some things aren't meant to be said.

FAVORITE SMELLS? smells that you don't find in your brother's bathroom.

LAST PERSON TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My dad

DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I don't know who the crap, I mean cranberries who they are.

FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? The wrestling between Sylvester and Charlie.

HAIR COLOR? Caramel

EYE COLOR? blue

DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No. I have them in my notebook. Hellooo~ooo?

FAVORITE FOOD? Fettuccine

Scary movies or Happy Endings? Scary movies WITH a happy ending. Is somebody drinking here?

MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? People without a life

LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? People WITH lives

WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? The cat encyclopedia

WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? You never thought this through did you?

WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST? I dunno. I haven't watched TV in the last few days

FAVORITE SOUND? The sound when there are NO SOUNDS!

ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? I ain't that old ya know. But I do like rolling stones because they can smoosh beetles. stupid invertebrates.

WHAT IS THE FURTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? You mean the farthest. When I was in heaven. Duh!

DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? BATHING SYLVESTER!

WHERE WERE YOU BORN? I dunno. My mom never told me. All I know is it was in a room in a hospital in a town or city in a state called UTAH(!) in a country called the U.S.A. in a continent called America on a plate called the North American plate which is on a planet called Earth with a force all around it called gravity which is in a galaxy called the Milky Way Galaxy. There. I narrowed it down.

WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? Chelsie's!!!